So I recently had an article featured on user-submitted satirical website Newsbiscuit, after the title of this Guardian article tickled me.
The article I originally submitted was full length (<400 words), and appeared on the site edited to fit their <200 category, a tussle with a crab hardly being frontpage news, as well as being heavily tweaked (rightly) to better fit the site’s tone and to be more accessible to anyone less familiar with the subject matter.
Anyway, thought I might as well stick the full original up here, I’m reasonably happy with it:
So a couple of things happened.
Firstly, I started a new twitter project which I should have called “Novels I’ll Never Write”, where for a year I’ll try to come up with an amusing opening to a novel, and try to make the concept of the book itself inherently funny too.
Secondly, my local bar/live music venue closed. The place meant a lot to a lot of people and I wrote a eulogy of sorts, which local Nottingham arts mag LeftLion were kind enough to host.
So yeah, neglecting the blog since I’ve had stuff going on elsewhere. At least that’s my excuse…